“Okay your job is to keep the pandas in their pen.”
“And I get paid to do this.”
I like how the last one is all “Almost…almost…MOTHER FU-“
Omfg I want this job
Hey, look. This is REALLY important.
Can we now stop hating on people, seriously? Tumblr is catching it on its radar and it is a preeeety big sign when this is brought up in the new agreements.
I bet that half of everyone just clicked agree and left it at that.
Stop hating on gender: Binary and non binary.
Stop hating on sexuality: Cis or non Cis.
Most of all: Stop sending hate to Minors.
I’m sick of seeing hate with this stuff on my dash, tumblr is addressing this so can we all just calm down please?
Asked by Anonymous
Biggest Pet Peeve?
Hmm…. probably kids on their phone during class. Like, okay, if it’s a free class period or a study hall or anything of the sort, that’s totally fine (I know that days in gym where we don’t do anything I’ll play games on my phone). But if you are actually being taught a lesson then you better put your goddamn phone away so I don’t have the urge to take it from you and snap it in half. I always see these girls on their phones in choir, and it’s like!!! Are you seriously THAT DUMB????!!!!??? CHOIR IS A CLASS WHERE IF YOU DON’T PAY ATTENTION YOU WILL NOT LEARN YOUR MUSIC!!!!!!! So STUPID
Cutest thing you’ve ever seen?
That would be a tie between my crush and a kitten.
Asked by Anonymous
Purple - 10 Facts About My Room
-The walls of my room are half pink, half red (like the lower half of the wall is red)
-I have Homestuck fanart plastered all over my walls
-I have two calendars (one a cat calendar that I write on and the other a Homestuck calendar)
-I have old journals and crappy art under my bed
-I have a couch across from my bed (but it’s covered in clothes)
-I have a shelf almost completely covered in nail polish
-My floors are kinda covered with clothes (there’s like no space in my closet)
-I have a pillow at the foot of my bed (I originally put it there when I had hurt my foot, and since I found it to be comfortable I kept it there)
-I have multiple shelves covered in old stuff
-My room is pretty messy (if you couldn’t tell by my previous statements), but I only have time to clean it during the summer
Yellow - 7 Facts About My Childhood
-I’m still kinda in my childhood technically, since I’m not 18 yet
-I was really cute as a baby (wow what happened)
-I’ve mentioned this before I think but when I was like 9 I think I got a pencil point stuck in the bottom of my foot (long story) and so I had to go to the E.R.
-I had like no friends in 4th grade
-In 4th grade I thought I was a cat so that would probably explain the no friends thing
-I had my first crush in the 5th grade (same person that I have a crush on now hahaha I’m pathetic)
-I used to like make a pile of pillows and blankets next to my couch and then jump off of the arm of my couch onto the pile and it was hella fun but my dad would always yell at me to stop
Grey - 2 Facts About My Favorite Things
I’m just going to use marching band for this portion
-Kids in marching band and other music activities do better on their SATs
-People in the pit generally act really stupid (I am no exception)
I was decorating cupcakes for a while and suddenly it was 1:00am